pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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