im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
