Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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