covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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