i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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