Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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