I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just found a bag of teeth...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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