How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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