i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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You. Win. At. Life.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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