3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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