he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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