Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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