Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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