Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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