Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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