Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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