Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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