My nipple is on Facebook.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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