i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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