what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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