Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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