She said her name was "party"
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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