It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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