4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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