ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I had to cum in my sink.
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