what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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