spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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