Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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