Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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