Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so let's talk penis.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pants are for mortals
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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