would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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