You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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