I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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