Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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