that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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