I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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