You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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