I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize