I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We had to coat check the pizza.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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