What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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