Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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