is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.