pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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