I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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