great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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