He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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