Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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