is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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