How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.