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(631): View more from New York

Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(907): View more from Alaska

i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat

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(801): View more from Utah

the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome

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(469): View more from Texas

Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you

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(631): View more from New York

He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

(205): View more from Alabama

I hate freshman.

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(805): View more from California

Are you feeling okay?

(1-805): View more from California

Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.

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