yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.