Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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