Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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