i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
