i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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