You made me cry and you don't even care
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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